What came first?

  • Actor: What came first; the techie or the actor?
  • Techie: Probably the actor because actors-
  • Actors: -are more important?
  • Techie: -didn't need technology to put on a play...
  • -awkward pause-
  • Actor: So basically technicians are unimportant.
  • -pause-
  • Techie: I have a question: What came first; the actor or the asshole?
  • Actor: I don't follow...
  • Techie: The actor but his asshole came in right behind him.