lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
Portable Personal Washing Machine for Travelers: Shaking Wash - Gezginler için Taşınabilir Kişisel Çamaşır Makinesi: Çalkalayarak Yıkama by Jung Seub Lee
Brilliant. I want to drink irs brain and absorb its power.
[COLLEGE KID INTENSIFIES]
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau by Bjorn Iooss (Vogue Italy)
A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
someone in my dash wanted this in a gif idek
The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
#ladies and gentlemen #meet ginevra molly weasley #teased 24/7 when she was growing up for having a crush on the famous harry potter #wasn’t allowed to play quidditch with her brothers because she was considered too weak and too little #was constantly overlooked and underestimated because of her size and timidity #was possessed by none other than lord voldemort for basically an entire year #almost fucking died #not only fought off said horcrux for a year #but survived #blossomed #THRIVED #grew up to be a shockingly well adjusted young woman #not even a year later she faced dementors and didn’t even pass out despite the trauma #made the house quidditch team because at the age of six she said ‘fuck it’ and taught herself how to fly on a broom #GREW UP TO PLAY THAT SAID SPORT PROFESSIONALLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS #GREW UP TO BE SENIOR SPORTS EDITOR OF THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER #not only learned how to standup for herself #but also for her fellow classmates #students who unlike her were still overlooked and underestimated #BECAUSE SHE IS HELLA FUCKING NICE SON #proved her bravery and skill by willingly fighting adult deatheaters at the age of 14 #and at the age of 15 #and at the age of 16 #FUCKING PWNED AND SURVIVED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN #LIKE A BOSS #FUCKING LED THE D.A. #DO. YOU. EVEN. #fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #ASDFGHJKL; #all in order to help those she cared about and loved #BECAUSE SHE LOVES AND CARES FIERCELY MMK #proved herself to be so charming and so fierce #that soon her pumpkin juice starting bringing all of the boys to her yard #owned her sexuality like a motherfucking QUEEN #when her own brother tried to slut-shame her you know she ended that shit right quick #COULD NOT BE TAMED #WILL NOT BE TAMED #not only won the heart of the D she was yearning for since the age of 10 #but also PUT A RING ON IT #you know thats right #she made sure that shit was hers forevaaaaa #became a momma who still profits dollas #THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT ME #you know she ballin #BASICALLY YOU FUCKWITS #MEET GINNY WEASLEY #the girl who could NOT be fucked with #the girl who proved all the haters wrong #THE GIRL WHO HAD NERVE
CALL HER “THE GIRL WHO WAITED” AND I’LL PISS ON YOUR SOUL
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.
Just in time for the Hobbit’s release!
Elven Lembas Bread
- ¼ cup sour cream
- ¼ cup fresh lemon juice
- ½ cup honey (mallorn tree preferably)
- 2 cups flour (i used whole wheat for healthier version)
- zest of 2 lemons
- 1 tsp baking powder
- 110 g cold butter
- Whisk flour, zest and baking powder.
- Add diced butter and mix quickly until it becomes crumbly.
- Mix cream, juice and honey (it doesn’t have to be runny).
- Add wet ingredients and mix with hand until it forms a ball – do not overwork (use more flour if needed, it should feel a bit less thick than shortbread).
- Refrigerate for at least an hour.
- Roll out 1 cm thick and cut square pieces – i made 12 7x7 cm cookies.
- Bake 15-17 min in 200C until edges are golden brown.
- Wrap with mallorn leaves and save for your travel.
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring